PRE-ORDER 2027
PlayStation 6 - Quantum Edition
$699.99
Ships: November 2027
- 16K Resolution @ 480fps
- Quantum Processing Unit
- 10TB Holographic SSD
- Brain-Computer Interface Ready
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Nintendo Switch 3 Pro OLED
$449.99
Ships: March 2026
- 12" Foldable OLED Screen
- 5G Cloud Gaming
- Holographic Joy-Cons
- 15-Hour Battery Life
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Meta Quest 4 Ultra
$899.99
Ships: June 2026
- Neural Interface
- 16K Per Eye Resolution
- 200 Degree Field of View
- Mind-Controlled Menus
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iPhone 20 Pro Max Ultra
$1,599.99
Ships: September 2027
- Holographic Display
- 7-Day Battery Life
- Quantum AI Chip
- Time-Shift Camera
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Xbox Series Z
$599.99
Ships: October 2026
- 12K Cloud Streaming
- Zero Downloads Ever
- AI Game Master
- Instant Play Technology
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Apple Vision Pro 2
$2,499.99
Ships: February 2027
- Neural Sync Technology
- All-Day Battery
- Retina 3D Display
- Perfect Pass-Through Mode
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Tesla Cybertruck Phone
$1,999.99
Ships: December 2026
- Shaped Like a Cybertruck
- Solar Charging
- Indestructible Steel Body
- Yes, This Is Real (Not Really)
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Samsung Galaxy Fold 7
$1,399.99
Ships: August 2026
- Folds to Credit Card Size
- Finally Unbreakable Screen!
- AI Photo Enhancement
- 3-Day Battery
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AirPods Max 2 Neural
$799.99
Ships: May 2026
- Neural Sync Technology
- Mind-Reading AI
- 30-Hour Battery
- Plays Songs You're Thinking Of
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Steam Deck 2 Pro
$899.99
Ships: April 2027
- 4K @ 120fps Gaming
- VR-Ready
- 48-Hour Battery Life
- Runs Windows 12
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Google Pixel 12 Quantum
$1,099.99
Ships: October 2026
- Quantum Processor
- Time-Shift Camera
- AI That Finishes Sentences
- Takes Photos in the Past
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Nintendo GameCube 2
$349.99
Ships: November 2026
- Still a Cube (But Better!)
- Holographic Games
- Actually Spins When Loading
- Pure Nostalgia Overload